Family Media & Home Hub
A single launch point for the family’s media, smart-home controls, and infrastructure, designed to feel less like a utility page and more like a quiet control room.
Services
Featured Service
Request movies and TV shows for our family library. Browse what's available, discover new content, and track your requests. Your wish is (eventually) our command!
Make a RequestStreaming
Stream our complete media collection anywhere. Movies, TV shows, music, and photos available on all your devices. Popcorn not included.
Start WatchingAutomation
Control and automate our smart home devices. Lights, thermostats, sensors, and more all in one place. The house that runs itself (mostly).
Open DashboardObservability
Visualize metrics and monitor the health of our home infrastructure. Real-time dashboards for servers, network, and services. Numbers never looked so pretty.
View DashboardsLive conditions across the people and places that matter most, refreshed automatically throughout the day.
Welcome to the family tech hub! Before you panic-text "it's not working," please note that this entire infrastructure is lovingly maintained by one person (you know who you are) in their spare time.
Official Support Hours: Whenever I feel like it
Guaranteed Response Time: Eventually™
SLA Uptime: Best effort (which is pretty good, actually)
* No actual support agreement exists. Complaints can be directed to /dev/null. However, polite requests with bribes will be prioritized. System administrator reserves the right to blame ISP for all issues, justified or otherwise.